100% Vote for Kim Jong Il

Some not-so-shocking news from the Korean peninsula courtesy of none other than Al Jazeera: It appears that the results are in from Sunday's national elections in North Korea and that Kim Jong-il has won re-election with, you guessed it, 100 percent of the votes.

After winning 100 percent of the votes, Kim Jong Il was elected Deputy to the 12th Supreme People’s Assembly of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), according to an official announcement on March 9.
As scheduled, the first session of the new Supreme People’s Army will be held in early April and will re-elect Kim Jong Il as chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission.

The DPRK’s law regulates that there can be only one candidate in each electoral district. Kim Jong Il was the candidate for Constituency No. 333 and won the support of all the voters there.



"DPRK’s law regulates that there can be only one candidate in each electoral district"

Better than no candidate, I guess....but then again, maybe not.....

Wow another close election for thegreat DICtator!!

At least they never need to worry about having a recount or a runoff. I wonder if the Dear Leader stays up all night watching the election returns on TV? ....... "Well, Tom, we have some new numbers coming in .... with 37% of the districts reporting, Kim Jong-Il is maintaining his lead with 100% of the vote - although it's still to early to project a winner."

And just think of all the money they save, with no need for campaign fundraising ...........

Once there are a few more members in here, we'll be holding an election for Divine Administrator - guess who will be the only candidate?

Me?